Now, I know it's been a while since many of you have seen me in person, so I thought I'd give you a little test. What is different about my appearance?
....................Not worked it out yet? I no longer have glasses! Quite a significant change considering I've been wearing them for almost 18 years. Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, it is now possible to get contact lenses so small that my rugby-ball shaped eyes can see through them. They are actually tiny - smaller than a fully dilated pupil. Legend.